Funny Christmas Captions

‘Tis the season for taking pictures! Here are some Captions to add to your social media posts that should get you through the Holiday Season.  We hope it is a wonderful season for you and yours.  Happy snapping and posting.

• Dear Santa…I can explain.
• Me, 11 months of the year: “Slay.” Me in December: “Sleigh.”
• Let’s get lit!
• All I want for Christmas is you food.
• Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).
• Bah, humbug.
• Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!
• Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle.
• Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
• Feelin’ frosty.
• Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!
• Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.
• The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.
• Dear Santa … define “nice.”
• December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.
• Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer …
• Feliz naughty dog.
• To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
• Has anyone ever actually had figgy pudding?
• ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring (except for people with kids who still believe in Santa).
• I’m on the naughty list.
•  Most parents: Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies! Me, an intellectual: Santa told Mommy he wants wine this year.
• ‘Tis the season for stretchy pants.
• Ho^3
• That’s a wrap! No, seriously—I finally finished wrapping the gifts.
• It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…
• “Love the giver more than the gift.”
• Meet me under the mistletoe.
• Although it’s been said, many times, many ways … Merry Christmas to you
• My favorite color is Christmas lights.
• “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.”
• On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
• All I want for Christmas is you!
• Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be …
• He’s making a 📝 and checking it ✌
• Look ⬆️…🎅 is coming!
• I’m on the 😈 📝
• I’m on the 😇📝
• There’s ❄️ place like 🏡
• Every time a 🔔 rings an 😇 gets its wings.
• Rebel without a 🎅
• Up to ❄️ good.
• ✌on 🌎 and 👍 will to 👱👩
• All I want for Christmas is 🍕
• To-do list: 1.🍴2.🍷3. 😴
• 😈 or 😇?